Foghorn TV has received a number of complaints regarding the first episode in a new series of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
In the episode in question Gordon found himself shackled, naked and hanging precariously by a suspiciously thin rope above a deep fat fryer, whilst a satanically possessed version of Anthony Worrall-Thompson made out of parsnips force-fed him enormous quantities of rancid lettuce and Bachelors Supernoodles.
We apologise to any viewers who didn't realise how literal the title of the programme was. The series has been suspended indefinitely and will now be replaced by the altogether more soothing Delia Smith's Cupcake Dreams
Is this comments thing new? Great! I have nothing to say now. I still GENUINELY can't tell which of you does which. But, as mentioned at the party, I'd bet on Bobbert doing the York ones.
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